Post by paradoxicalgoat on Dec 25, 2006 16:04:41 GMT -5
every year about this time a bunch of zombies roam the land for 3 weeks or so consuming flesh and buying presents. after alll the carnage and consumerism is over the zombies emit some neurotoxic gas that makes us forget the zombie rampage and think that it was we, not they, that bought and wrapped all these presents. But everyone knows that humans can"t tie bows out of ribbon, the living just explode and smell funny when they do such things
