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Post by chaney on Sept 5, 2006 14:41:18 GMT -5
Once upon a time, Gordon was born... Then Gordon grew up! But, Gordon was not yet a man! So Gordon said, I will show my true form and battle the Youngordon demon with my powers of juggling!!! And Gordon was victorious!!! So he got drunk! And regained his original form!!! ...and drank some more! Until it was all over... the end!
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Post by gordon's humongous wang on Sept 5, 2006 17:49:09 GMT -5
I thank you chaney, but truly you give me too much credit. I really cant juggle.
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Post by gordon's humongous wang on Sept 5, 2006 18:17:10 GMT -5
But I am drunk!
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Post by ferffef on Sept 6, 2006 12:14:44 GMT -5
We have a new name for GORDON it is G-DRUNK to celebrate his coming of alcohol purchase.
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Post by paradoxicalgoat on Sept 6, 2006 12:38:04 GMT -5
In your most swack'ed honor I didst consume not one, not two but 3 and some undetermined fraction of a fourth bottle of beer. If I couldn't be with you on your most splendid occcasion at least my liver was with your liver on the astral plane of hellokittyhell2.1 last night playing chess and knitting doilies to put under the sexy beer bong in the sky.
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Post by gordon's humongous wang on Sept 6, 2006 15:12:02 GMT -5
I seemed to have survived to 21 and a day, which I suppose means that my chances of reaching old age are much improved. My brain kinda hurts though. Why does coffee taste so good when your hung over?
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Post by chaney on Sept 6, 2006 15:38:16 GMT -5
Because it tastes so good when you're hung over.
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