Soulseek reminds me of IRC

[chaney]

(15:13) [whitescale] you eat butt?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] no, it hurts to bite others
(15:14) [whitescale] it tastes good though
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] if it's clean and natural soaps are employed, sure
(15:15) [whitescale] you dont like the dingleberries?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] no, i prefer regular berries
(15:18) [whitescale] you wont eat an ass thats cleaned with unnatural soap?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] i fear tumors you see
(15:19) [whitescale] hmm... no i dont see
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] maybe someday you will
(15:21) [whitescale] enlighten me
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] well, in some laboratories, substances from other dimensions are employed. when they come in contact with human flesh, they cause man-eating tumors.
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] in contrast, soap derived from the asiatic soap tree, when mixed with ash from the olive tree, brings skin to life and extends youth
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] i prefer to eat youth over tumor-eaten flesh
(15:24) [whitescale] fuckin hippie
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] no no, hippies just swim in lakes. i smear ash into my skin. i'm a ghost.
(15:25) [whitescale] well i never had a flesh eating tumor
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] hmm. it's possible that a wizard is protecting you.
(15:27) [whitescale] do you think he uses flesh eating soap?
(15:27) [whitescale] or ash on his bum
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] it's hard to say, but it is very likely that he has an earth fetish.
(15:27) [whitescale] like you
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] exactly
(15:28) [whitescale] pothead
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] now that, i really shouldn't argue against
(15:30) [whitescale] do you use patchouli oil?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] no, i use oxygen for that
(15:30) [whitescale] hehe
(15:31) [whitescale] you silly scrotum gobbler
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] i thought we were talking about butts. scrotums are definitely not butts.
(15:32) [whitescale] where are you from?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] i am from the very bottom of the puget sound
(15:33) [whitescale] and how old are you?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] i am two months shy of a bottle of alcohol
(15:34) [whitescale] how many lesbian experiences have you had?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] i have experienced quite a few lesbians, but not with my penis

[chaney]

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(15:36) [whitescale] bah
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] are you with a multinational corporation?
(15:37) [whitescale] no comment
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] so it's come to this. the human race shall be made into peanut butter
(15:38) [whitescale] nah
(15:38) [whitescale] smegma
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] hmm
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] but human beings have been turning small parts of themselves into smegma for thousands of years. if the process is accelerated, how will it affect the environment?
(15:40) [whitescale] who cares
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] the baby seals care
(15:41) [whitescale] no the dont
(15:41) [whitescale] they want to die
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] well, they would if they had the power of thought
(15:42) [whitescale] they do have the power of thought
(15:42) [whitescale] and they dont give a fuck
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] maybe i was thinking "the thought of power"
(15:43) [whitescale] then the baby seals would start multination corporations
(15:43) [whitescale] and we would still end up as smegma
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] i suppose the process is irreversible. i resign myself to my smegmatic fate.
(15:44) [whitescale] good... im glad you can accept it
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] it is neither good nor bad to accept fate, it just is
(15:46) [whitescale] nope
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] i see "they" have your tongue under lock and key. no matter, slay my children as ye wish. explain naught but what ye wish.
(15:48) [whitescale] fuckin hippie
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] oh, i wish
(15:48) [whitescale] you like bluegrass?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] only when it out-speeds speed metal
(15:51) [whitescale] but you will listen to nina simone?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] totally, she can sing
(15:54) [whitescale] like fionna apple?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] no, i get distracted by her skeleton
(15:54) [whitescale] pff
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] also, her piano players suck
(15:55) [whitescale] did you hear the stuff she did with jon brion?
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] no, but i do live at the bottom of a body of water...
(15:56) [whitescale] gotta go cracka
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] go then
(15:56) [whitescale] im out like a fat kid tryin to steal home plate
[HIILIKEFOODBYE] that can be done, actually

[reyler]

but do you have matt around to talk about calculus and child pornography?

[paradoxicalgoat]

we have will, he talks about DMT rather than calculus