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blarg
Apr 16, 2006 0:19:52 GMT -5
Post by gordon's humongous wang on Apr 16, 2006 0:19:52 GMT -5
chaney is sitting behind me telling me to write down the thought that I just had right now but all I could think about was that he was asking me to write down the thought I just had or something
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blarg
Apr 16, 2006 0:30:01 GMT -5
Post by gordon's humongous wang on Apr 16, 2006 0:30:01 GMT -5
except I was also thinking about cooler things like cheesecake, and green things that I like to pave my lungs with. A philly cheese steak would be pretty nice right now. Chaney keeps strumming his guitar and staring at me like he wants to simmer me in a stew with fava beans and bay leaves. At some point I will ride my bicycle home through the dark night and I will ride by the brewery, which will remind me of the scent that you could at one time smell coming from it, if it blew the right direction. It made me want to eat waffles, with whipped cream strawberries and vannilla ice cream, maybe with some frozen banana on the side.
Chaney is playing mario and throwing fireballs. which reminds me. the urine that has been accumulating in my bladder is pressuring me to be released.
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blarg
Apr 16, 2006 20:01:04 GMT -5
Post by chaney on Apr 16, 2006 20:01:04 GMT -5
Respectable frisk. Inspectable disk. Expectably brisk. Perceptible whisk. Susceptable fisc. Neglectible bisque.
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blarg
Apr 17, 2006 0:59:00 GMT -5
Post by paradoxicalgoat on Apr 17, 2006 0:59:00 GMT -5
Never neglect what you don't expect when waning a wonning game
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blarg
Apr 20, 2006 17:52:27 GMT -5
Post by paradoxicalgoat on Apr 20, 2006 17:52:27 GMT -5
I love little bunnies and replying because noone is spelling corwectly an-e-more
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blarg
Apr 20, 2006 21:24:21 GMT -5
Post by gordon's humongous wang on Apr 20, 2006 21:24:21 GMT -5
Man, we need to start eating the mamalls of the sea. Water covers three quarters of the globe. Salmon and other fish are good, but a nice manitee you could probably cut a decent steak from that would be a lot better at a barbecue. We need to start genetically engineering otters and dolphins that multiply incredibly well, taking over the territory of other animals. Because they will multiply so fast we will be able to hunt them without worrying about the stability of the population.
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blarg
Apr 20, 2006 21:36:06 GMT -5
Post by gordon's humongous wang on Apr 20, 2006 21:36:06 GMT -5
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blarg
Apr 20, 2006 21:43:22 GMT -5
Post by gordon's humongous wang on Apr 20, 2006 21:43:22 GMT -5
man we should harvest the ghetto for its human meat and then bulldoze it and let it return to nature like god intended it too. Food shortage and population growth are clearly intertwined, so why not solve them both at the same time?
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blarg
Apr 20, 2006 22:03:54 GMT -5
Post by chaney on Apr 20, 2006 22:03:54 GMT -5
The rays of my trident will glisten off the side of many boats for thousands of years until the great feared cat of the tree swallowing dog finds unbelievable supplies of salt which he uses as payment to raise an ARMY AGAINST THE GREAT CHICKEN SEA GOD OF THE OCEAN.
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blarg
Apr 20, 2006 22:04:58 GMT -5
Post by chaney on Apr 20, 2006 22:04:58 GMT -5
Oh, by the way, I am definitely in favor of culling the human population. Go death squads.
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blarg
Apr 20, 2006 22:13:10 GMT -5
Post by gordon's humongous wang on Apr 20, 2006 22:13:10 GMT -5
Dude what the fuck, dude no that's lame, dude seriously dude seriously what the fuck, god damnit, duuuuude! Don't do that man. Eh-eh-you're kinda pissing me off Chaney. (tickle tickle)
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blarg
Apr 20, 2006 22:49:51 GMT -5
Post by gordon's humongous wang on Apr 20, 2006 22:49:51 GMT -5
We also all need to engage in more polluting activities, so we can have beutiful water like this.
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