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Post by chaney on Apr 10, 2006 7:58:22 GMT -5
I'm awake!
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Post by chaney on Apr 10, 2006 15:51:15 GMT -5
All my umbrellas are disembarking on a flight to the coast of Portugal because there is urgent need of RAIN GUARDS. If you don't eat the cabbage it won't grow inside you and you'll have a cabbage deficiency. Huddle together and share the communal foodstuffs with the general, he says he's not hungry but it's a lie so that the women will not lose respect for him and his ability to suffer. I will not jump on the trampoline, I will dance on it. I will not magnifying glass the ant into fire, I will ask it for a cake crumb and enjoy it for a milisecond. There is a person named Huston Street and there is a song named Houston St. I wonder if anyone's really ever seen a pink elephant. Oh fuck.
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Post by chaney on Apr 12, 2006 5:29:54 GMT -5
There are fewer people stopping by my house and using the internet, or being ordered by me to use the internet (for the reason I am about to tell you all about) which means that there are fewer people being ordered to post on this message board. Which means that this board increasingly consists of my mouth echoing off a wall and rattling around in my ear, and that's sort of a sad thing. My face got wet last night as I tried (and sort of, didn't try) to go to sleep. Insomnia is one of those words which has a sylable ending in "m" right before a sylable beginning with "n," and I love that sound. C'mon baby don't a-you be late I want your head, I want it tonight I cut your head off, a half-past eight And have it on my wall by a half-past ten, yeah C'mo-on baby, I want that head C'mo-on baby, I want that head I want your head to hang on my wall tonight Now honey, don't you be afraid Cause I'm gonna cut your head off About a half-past eight Just like I said, I'm gonna cut your head off So you can't eat no more hot dogs  |
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Post by chaney on Apr 13, 2006 8:25:47 GMT -5
Wisdom from AMC: "I couldn't smash his happiness."
Find the hidden message!
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Post by reyler on Apr 14, 2006 18:06:40 GMT -5
ROBERT DOWNEY JR STRIKES AGAIN!
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Post by paradoxicalgoat on Apr 19, 2006 15:25:04 GMT -5
it's my heart, and yet it's hard to tell where it's going or gone. It's my heart yet Chaney holds it's vascular appendages. That is all
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Post by chaney on Apr 19, 2006 19:24:58 GMT -5
Damn lazy union.
The hidden message was "penis."
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Post by chaney on Apr 20, 2006 0:59:12 GMT -5
Wait a minute.
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Post by reyler on Apr 20, 2006 13:20:06 GMT -5
a man should not have to wait so long for rice!
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Post by paradoxicalgoat on Apr 20, 2006 17:47:17 GMT -5
You freudian whore, not everything in life is a penis. while I must agree that sexuality is an ever present factor intertwined in our actions, I do not find that is the ultimate goal of every goatherder in town.
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Post by chaney on Apr 20, 2006 18:06:49 GMT -5
I'm not giving anybody any of my rice. It's mine and I'm keeping it. And there are no goatherders in this town. I need to talk some sense into thi board.
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Post by reyler on Apr 20, 2006 18:38:09 GMT -5
*beats you with a wooden oatmeal spoon*
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Post by chaney on Apr 20, 2006 18:50:37 GMT -5
Holy fucking shit.
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Post by gordon's humongous wang on Apr 20, 2006 21:12:22 GMT -5
Jeremy you are right, not everything is a penis,but the world is our bitch, to be exploited by us men with the penises. Therefore it is male genitalia that truly controls the world.
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