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Post by chaney on Oct 4, 2005 23:35:49 GMT -5
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stuart
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Post by stuart on Oct 10, 2005 4:51:20 GMT -5
You see, children of the Lord, that this "skeleton" has no upper body. Therefore, the "scientists" that would have your mind scrambled into believing it came from giant lizards who supposedly lived at a time before the Earth had even been created by His Grace are false. How can a being have no upper body? Thusly, behold the power of the Lord as it wholly discombobulates all enemies.
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Post by stuart on Oct 10, 2005 4:53:59 GMT -5
And you, too, will be discombobulated by the Lord, or his servants such as myself, if you give me another such incredulous look.
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Post by chaney on Oct 11, 2005 0:55:10 GMT -5
How can I trust the words of a man with but one star?
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stuart
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Post by stuart on Oct 12, 2005 22:36:49 GMT -5
You multi-star heathen! My one star is solitary, but the fact is that I only need one star in my life to be the ultimate: Jesus. If you would just let him into your heart, soul, and your clothes, you too would see the power one can achieve through dedication to the one true star of the universe.
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Post by stuart on Oct 12, 2005 22:38:04 GMT -5
You sonofabitch and your word-swapping  Nonetheless! Christ will be avenged! |
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Post by reyler on Oct 22, 2005 19:35:58 GMT -5
seven-thirty in the morning is still the only time of day you can say it's seven-thirty in the morning and not be lying.
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Post by moo on Feb 14, 2006 16:05:49 GMT -5
My good sirs it is quite preposterous to assume that anything is anything but a test of our faith. Would our infinite starly one be glimpsed in his true magnificence by any ol yokel, well yes but that isn't the point. If our lordatious lord wanted us to have upper torsos then you would be covered in a fine film that is slightly translucent and not so slightly stickey. So in conclusion, "ne-ner ne-ner nu!" quoth the profit it ain't no profit if the people know. I bid you good day sirs.
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