Devil Duckie

[stuart]

You know, when I am typing i this box, I can't see the text because it is black and my background is black. Silly Windows can't seem to realize when the background is black and the text needs to be not-black. I wonder if I could fix this if I spent a few minutes fuddling with my theme options. Probably. Meh, effort.
Acid casualty with a repossessed car
Vietnam vet playin' air guitar

It's just the shit-kickin', speed-takin'
Truck-drivin' neighbors downstairs
Yeah...yeah

Whiskey-stained buck-toothed backwoods creep
Grizzly bear motherfucker never goes to sleep

Belly floppin' naked in a pool of yellow sweat
Screamin� jackass with a wet cigarette

It's just the shit-kickin', speed-takin'
Truck-drivin' neighbors downstairs
Oh
Oh, my goodness
Oh...
Mmm...

Psychotic breakdown double-edged axe
Growin' hair like a shag rug on his greasy back

Oh, yeah
Come on, honey, feel the grease
Grease, grease
Come on, lay it on me
Bring it down one more time
Come on, honey...

[chaney]

stuart said:

Oh
Oh, my goodness
Oh...
Mmm...

Best part.

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Anyway... the text field is white on my computer, so your compuer is obviously stupid.

[chaney]

Oh SHIT that's ugly. Now you see what you've made me go and do? I know that quotations look like shit on my board now. Now that I know I'm going to have to fix them (eventually). Dastardly evil!

There's a midget doing pushups on the SciFi channel! Look look!

[stuart]

I wonder if they have police dogs or anything at train stations.

[chaney]

That would be a good thing to find out!

[reyler]

no, but they do have police cattle, armed for combat. trainfolk are silly folk.
the cat of the railway train!

[paradoxicalgoat]

You all bored that thing between my ears called smurfs