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Nov 9, 2004 6:43:11 GMT -5
Post by chaney on Nov 9, 2004 6:43:11 GMT -5
i made those two icons up there blue a long long time ago. i never got around to changing the rest of the pictures. there are a lot of them.
the little league baseball obsession thing is getting out of hand. i'm starting to compile the stats from the first 40 games and realizing just how ridiculous what i'm doing really is.
i downloaded that converge album alex was talking about. i'd forgotten that the lead guitarist that played on/wrote most of their last album quit the band. the leftover guitarist is fucking terrible. this album makes me want to cry.
adult swim showed teasers for a new cartoon series about redneck squid. then they didn't show it and revealed that they never would. this made me want to cry.
i don't have a job and now i have to stop smoking in order to get one. this doesn't really make me want to cry, but it does make me want to take over the world.
i have decided that there will be a sixth paragraph in this message, because i have the power to create one. therefore, i continue to type. gordon likes cheese, and we will make a sandwich with multiple slices of cheese between every ingredient and call it "the gordon." gordon will eat this sandwich and finally stop complaining about his hunger. or maybe he'll buy some food.
my name is chaney.
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Nov 11, 2004 21:48:24 GMT -5
Post by chaney on Nov 11, 2004 21:48:24 GMT -5
MOZILLA DOES NOT LOG ME IN AUTOMATICALLY
OH NO
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Nov 20, 2004 22:53:43 GMT -5
Post by reyler on Nov 20, 2004 22:53:43 GMT -5
what the nut?
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Nov 21, 2004 19:55:08 GMT -5
Post by chaney on Nov 21, 2004 19:55:08 GMT -5
nuts fall from trees i am not a tree
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Nov 29, 2004 22:02:23 GMT -5
Post by reyler on Nov 29, 2004 22:02:23 GMT -5
if slaving away at jack in the box on the graveyard shift earns you good karma toward getting a job you semi-want, why does doing the same at subway not accomplish the same sort of thing?
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Nov 29, 2004 22:03:08 GMT -5
Post by reyler on Nov 29, 2004 22:03:08 GMT -5
oh, by the way, if being untree means you have no nuts, does that mean you can sing soprano?
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Nov 29, 2004 22:04:15 GMT -5
Post by reyler on Nov 29, 2004 22:04:15 GMT -5
I DIGEST EGGS WITH MY INNARDS YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
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Nov 30, 2004 0:41:08 GMT -5
Post by chaney on Nov 30, 2004 0:41:08 GMT -5
i can't sing soprano. it's hard. you haven't built up enough karma at subway because you haven't suffered enough. microwave some bacon-chedder (read: BUTTER AND NACHO CHEESE WITH TOKEN AMOUNTS OF BACON AND CHEDDAR) wedge setups, then spray their disgusting dried & hardened leftover contents with a dishwashing hose in such a way that it is impossible not to get it all over your face, and we'll talk. by we'll, i mean you and god.
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Nov 30, 2004 14:23:16 GMT -5
Post by reyler on Nov 30, 2004 14:23:16 GMT -5
the following three words are reason why my three months of sandwich are worth more karma: NO HABLA INGLES and why are my five stars different?
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Dec 1, 2004 2:34:54 GMT -5
Post by chaney on Dec 1, 2004 2:34:54 GMT -5
BECAUSE I AM THE GOD OF THIS BOARD, PEON.
here's why all your "no habla ingles" karma is cancelled out:
(thick mexican accent) "i want (f;kadf;kaj) tacos" "twenty tacos?" "yeah" "ok, dude" (at the window, still in thick mexican accent) "noo, i said forty tacos!" "FORTY tacos?" "yeah!" "TWENTY MORE TACOS JASON!" "WHAT??!! FUCK!!!"
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Dec 1, 2004 8:42:26 GMT -5
Post by reyler on Dec 1, 2004 8:42:26 GMT -5
isn't that what those screens are for? and what are mexicans doing in olympia? at least you never had customers wandering off in the middle of the order. that's what happens when you work in a subway that's inside a texaco. i guess they figured there was a formula for the vegetables, too. there would be, like, five people in line, and the guy would wander off to look at the rest of the store when i'm about to start on the vegetables. ugh! so then is there a six-star goal?
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Dec 2, 2004 14:34:53 GMT -5
Post by chaney on Dec 2, 2004 14:34:53 GMT -5
No, you reached the peak level of eggitude.
Nobody ever reads the screens. And it doesn't matter if they do, if in an attempt to correct me they say "yo man, that's supposed to be forty" and I hear (through my head-set-deafened right ear) "YO MAN ADFLK;JAD;LFJ;ALKSJDFL;AJKSFD!!!!!!"
There are actually a lot of Mexicans in Olympia. I don't know the numbers, but I'd guess that East Asians are the most common minority in this region, followed by Mexicans. A lot of them do landscaping and yard work and whatnot. There's a lot of demand for that, what with all the plants everywhere and all the state workers having money and whatnot. Maybe they end up here after going to Alaska to do fishwork in the summertime. Lots of northwesterners do that, but there are fellows from Europe and Russia and all over that go there too. I'm not really sure.
In a book I was reading about Mexican and Peruvian mythology, the author theorized that many of the native Mexican tribes were descended from tribes in the Pacific Northwest who had migrated southward along the coastline. (He was basing it off of perceived similarities in their mythologies) Maybe they just want to come home? That book was written in like 1910, though, so who knows.
Nobody ever really wandered off in the middle of their order, no. But I did have a guy in the drive-thru once, and the guy in the car behind him kept shining his flashlight on him. So, the first guy got mad, and we had to go out and break up a fistfight. Then the first car got their food and drove off. We were taking the second car's order, and the first car drove onto a little street separated from the drivethru by a bit of vegetation, and started chucking rocks at the second guy's car. So we called the cops. This is what happens when your store has a "drunk rush" at 2am.
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Dec 10, 2004 21:32:34 GMT -5
Post by reyler on Dec 10, 2004 21:32:34 GMT -5
i don't think they really care about coming "home". it's sixty degrees outside and they think that's cold. i doubt they're too worried about heading over the land bridge. plus, did anyone really know anything about anything in 1910? good thing we got to lock the door before the drunk rush really got going.
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