New year, new house, new thread

[chaney]

No more internet in my home, wifi only now. I have to pay for the privilege by buying a $3.50 pint of Snoqualmie Avalanche winter ale! and drinking it while typing such things as this.

I suddenly live in a tiny room in a house with two of my best friends, one of whom is a guy talks really quietly and loves ceramics and fermented foods and to be messy, and the other of whom is a girl who talks really loudly and has to make everything sexual and wants stripes and pirates and zombies all over everything and is currently listening to Nina Simone and From Autumn to Ashes constantly. She has a really shy, untrusting, 'fraidy girl cat and she's not getting along at all with my rambunctious, slutty 6-month old boy cat. All three of us work in the same restaurant. Our kitchen set consists of things we stole from said restaurant, things Jeremy made in ceramics class, and things from Goodwill.

The site is back up as I think I've found a host that won't abruptly change its "No ads I swear!!!" mind (knocks on wood... I'm sitting at a table!). It's like the fifth one I've tried that offers free add-on domain hosting "without ads." Please god. Please.

I like giraffe saliva better than panda. It's got a nicer green slime flavor.

[reyler]

And new herb, by the looks of it.

[chaney]

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout son.

[reyler]

In Kansas the password is "Help grandma rape the pope!"

[chaney]

I thought Kansas got sold to a rainbow by a tornado.

[reyler]

Yeah but the rainbow defaulted on the monthly marshmallow payments.

[chaney]

So the dolphins are finally foreclosing. The fucking bastards.

[reyler]

The talking glass bowls suggest they know something we don't.

[chaney]

Did they suggest it with their gestures or with their talking glass words?

[reyler]

You had better just be trying to continue the chain of idiocy and not actually be completely failing to recognise that reference.

[chaney]

Sorry, my obscure referenceopedia is somewhat lacking lately. I've been replacing small tracts of my memory with hatred since I became a dishwasher.

[reyler]

I am finding myself dissapointed by Soulseek in that, even though I am sometimes able to find a large selection of obscura, I can never manage to download any of it because everybody has a queue a mile long.

Also, dishwashing sucks and I know this from a brief experience with it five years ago. I would suggest just finding something else, but given the state of the economy...

[chaney]

"Athletes of the Spirit"

I don't think I can get my mom to give it to me because of the fact that I don't have any good justification to want it.

It features people in stereotypical 80's spandex doing calisthenics and describing devil spirits. GO TEAM.

[reyler]

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. That's some good protein right thar.