|
Post by reyler on Mar 14, 2005 17:26:06 GMT -5
those crazy aminal encounters. the funny thing is, they always seems to mean something. especially the ones that seem really weird or out of place. like all those great horned owls i've been seeing for the last couple of months. great horned owls, to my knowledge, do not habitate arizona. nor do any other owls, i believe. perhaps they are all the same owl haunting me. what's stranger than that, though, is that you were harrassed by a pigeon and it did not dump a load on your head.
|
|
|
Post by chaney on Mar 19, 2005 18:16:18 GMT -5
really, it never was over my head. it was always flying on a level plane directly at my head, and then i'd duck down and away, so it would pass me a bit to the side. it would take one sharp-shooting anus to nail me with that pigeon-load.
odd that you've been seeing great horned owls in arizona. in the daytime, though? because, normally things are dark at night, and um, great horned owls are nocturnal. we have a lot of little wooden "scare owls" sitting atop buildings in olympia. maybe you've been seeing those?
if not, you suck because i've been trying to spot a great horned owl. i've seen two barred owls in the last six months, but no great horned and no western screech. that's only a .333 average there, which may have actually won me the mvp if i hit a few homers as well.
|
|
|
Post by reyler on Mar 24, 2005 16:15:40 GMT -5
they don't sell wooden owls here. they sell crappy plastic ones. and they only come in one color, dark grey, and unless they're quite some distance away from you, it's pretty hard to take them for real owls. they don't sell quality products this close to mexico, buddy. and actually, it's you who suck, because you live somewhere that has a high population of trees and shrubbery, and therefore can go bird-watching at leisure. here in the valley you'd have to leave it if you wanted to see wildlife other than pigeons and sparrows and whatnot.
|
|
|
Post by chaney on Mar 24, 2005 20:28:58 GMT -5
so move to canada, you whiney buzzard.
|
|
|
Post by reyler on Mar 28, 2005 18:32:47 GMT -5
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY YOU CRUSTY WIDGET
|
|
|
Post by reyler on Mar 28, 2005 18:34:04 GMT -5
of course, given that selective service is breathing down my neck about registering, and king george is looking hungrily at the draft, canada sounds pretty good about now. wanna get an igloo with me?
|
|
|
Post by chaney on Apr 3, 2005 16:19:29 GMT -5
i think that we should dig a moat around a cabin in the deepest woods of british columbia and guard our fortress of solitude with hand grenades and automatic rifles.
free-range chicken eggs for breakfast, fish for lunch, deer and blackberries for dinner everyday for the rest of our lives, which won't last terribly long.
you should drink a bottle of that a day.
|
|
|
Post by reyler on Apr 7, 2005 18:09:54 GMT -5
nah, that would make me feel like ted nugent, and i don't want to feel like ted nugent. i think i scared melinda away when i told her i was a transsexual. should i hunt her down with an icepick?
|
|
|
Post by chaney on Apr 11, 2005 14:25:53 GMT -5
ted nugent is the type of asshole who would hog tie a cow and leave it to die and/or be killed and eaten in the depths of capital forest. since i recently found the skeleton of a cow in those very circumstances, ted nugent must be living in the woods behind my house.
when was the last time you talked to melinda? like, 2001? find someone younger to stab with a pick.
|
|
|
Post by reyler on Apr 11, 2005 18:46:32 GMT -5
maybe we should band together and hunt down ted nugent and drag him naked through the streets of san francisco. the last time i talked to melinda was just a few minutes ago. the last time before that was about two weeks prior. it takes her a while to respond to my e-mail. she wasn't as freaked out as i'd expected by my anti-penis stance. and what do you mean younger? she's only two and a half years my elder! as a matter of fact, almost every friend i've ever had has been older than me. except for you, but then, the drugs have taken so many years off your life that your age probably doesn't count for much. <klig> opium kind of sucks, actually <klig> it smells and tastes like shit <klig> and it wears off too fast and i shouldn't be able to quote my chat logs from memory.
|
|
|
Post by chaney on Apr 11, 2005 18:59:21 GMT -5
i think my chat logs got eaten by god two or three computers ago. also, i think we got tricked into thinking weed resin was opium, now that i think about it. we were just dumb high school kids.
and whether or not 5meoDIPT has any life-long effects is not knowlege anyone is privy to, so you can go ahead and leave my life out of this, bub.
tell mel she should come here and call me a faggot, or something.
|
|
|
Post by reyler on Apr 15, 2005 14:31:12 GMT -5
and now you're dumb high school dropouts, right? i'll pass the message along. there need to be more people on this board than just you and me.
|
|
|
Post by chaney on Apr 16, 2005 19:51:55 GMT -5
no, now we're evil high school dropouts. at least, i am. yes. tell all the monkeys of the world that here is a place where things are kept in working condition. a carrot'll getcha killed. OH GOD LOOK OUT.
|
|
|
Post by reyler on Apr 20, 2005 16:33:07 GMT -5
BASTET CLAIMS YOU FOR HER OWN!!!
|
|
|
Post by chaney on Apr 21, 2005 19:29:44 GMT -5
I AM NO WOMAN'S MAN. MY GROCERIES BELONG TO ME.
|
|