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Post by chaney on Sept 25, 2014 14:52:03 GMT -5
/me wakes up
/me coffees until semi-lucid
/me bikes to diner, makes pot roast that no one will buy
/me looks for reason to leave early
/me bikes home
/me drinks heavily
/me slumbers
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Post by reyler on Oct 9, 2014 17:55:54 GMT -5
Coffee is a verb now? This message board is IRC? Twenty-nine is more significant to the both of us than just one of your website's old names?
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Post by chaney on Oct 11, 2014 0:05:32 GMT -5
Coffee is, as the void, both nothing and everything; noun, verb, and adjective.
This message board is whateeeeeever I want it to be, and who else do I know who gets /me references?
Twentynine was my website's name because it's the birthday my mom never reached, and on my 29th birthday this year I got my memorial tattoo! So yes, much significance, very layers, wow.
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Post by reyler on Oct 16, 2014 18:43:30 GMT -5
Don't you Doge at me, boy!
Also I was complaining about being Old.
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Post by chaney on Nov 8, 2014 20:02:26 GMT -5
Well yes, the icy fingers of death indeed close upon us with increasing swiftness. I find that the older I get, the less time I have to think about how old I'm getting. Exacerbating this reality, my internal metronome beats ever slower, making my scarce moments of contemplation appear shorter still. But now I feel like Galactus addressing his sister and wife - the Grim Reaper - aboard some strange space ship in the outer reaches of a made up galaxy.
Uh yeah.
Also I was complaining about being a wage slave.
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Post by reyler on Nov 10, 2014 11:08:52 GMT -5
Yeah, I got that part.
The part about feeling like Galactus, I mean. I HUNGER. Also sometimes people think I am a cloud.
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Post by chaney on Dec 14, 2014 13:49:44 GMT -5
I don't think confusing a human with a bunch of water vapor is a mistake I would make. I could be wrong, though. Probably am; I usually am. It turns out I talk to clouds.
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Post by reyler on Jan 11, 2015 10:13:11 GMT -5
Clouds are mostly farts anyway.
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Post by chaney on Feb 3, 2015 4:17:50 GMT -5
Is it ridiculous that I'm considering starting a collection of signed Seattle Mariners 8x10's and/or baseball cards that I can buy on eBay for less than five dollars apiece?
How many times do I have to want to punch the owner of my workplace in the face before it is acceptable for me to walk out?
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Post by reyler on Feb 8, 2015 19:04:10 GMT -5
The answer to question one sort of hinges on the necessity of an answer to question two, doesn't it?
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