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Post by reyler on Feb 19, 2013 0:11:18 GMT -5
* nim shaves fuzz off of the groin area on his jeans
* nim punctures his scrotum
* nim cries
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Post by chaney on Feb 21, 2013 13:28:14 GMT -5
Yesterday I was pouring oil into a bottle and I missed and spilled it a little. My fellow cook said, "Hey, do you need some hair around that hole? Would that help you find it?"
So needless to say I punctured his scrotum and he cried.
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Post by reyler on Feb 21, 2013 22:20:27 GMT -5
<klig> is this more blackmail, tim?
<emmyawardwinning-WTD> not really you cant make out my face
<Mego_CrayonServ> if it is, i better get a copy
<klig> oh
<klig> you cocksucker
<klig> i'm gonna pillage you
<emmyawardwinning-WTD> hehe i thought thatd piss you off
(weed)
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Post by chaney on Feb 22, 2013 23:22:18 GMT -5
(confused)
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Post by reyler on Feb 23, 2013 14:01:17 GMT -5
He sent you a picture of his bag of weed when you were on a dry spell.
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Post by reyler on Feb 23, 2013 14:05:05 GMT -5
<JohnathanDoe> i am prepared to pound this thing into submission
<Mego_CrayonServ> yeah, you do that
<Mego_CrayonServ> you teach that penis of yours, matt
<klig> matt
<klig> you couldn't beat *me* into submission
<klig> and i'm a weak little girly man
* seyawa pets mike
<klig> *purrs*
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Post by chaney on Feb 23, 2013 17:00:24 GMT -5
That's it, I'm investing in an IDE hard drive dock.
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Post by reyler on Feb 23, 2013 17:06:57 GMT -5
<sunshinegoth> woah
<sunshinegoth> it's, like..
<sunshinegoth> i'm sitting down
<sunshinegoth> but everything else is spinning.
<sunshinegoth> only i am too.
<sunshinegoth> ..so..like..it works out
<TheStaind1> that's pretty neat, stu
<sunshinegoth> yeah.
<sunshinegoth> it's kinda hard to explain
<sunshinegoth> it's like...kinda being dizzy...only not.
* sunshinegoth blinks
<sunshinegoth> man
<sunshinegoth> i miss talking to anna and molly
<WTD> its prolly the paint
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Post by chaney on Feb 28, 2013 23:35:28 GMT -5
Apparently I was less interested in that, probably because it didn't include me.
Also I've been spinning and attempted to do things like think about words and type, and you do not type that well when you're spinning. Stu is a big fat liar!
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Post by reyler on Mar 1, 2013 8:29:07 GMT -5
Well what do you expect, he's Canadian.
*finds more Chaneyness, then*
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Post by reyler on Mar 1, 2013 18:49:52 GMT -5
*** damaged (oww@clt25-74-060.carolina.rr.com) has joined #hellmasker
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o damaged
<klig> taht looks pretty funny
<Mego_CrayonServ> hey mel
<klig> *** Joins: damaged -- oww -- clt
<damaged> evannnnn
<damaged> HAR HAR HAR
<Mego_CrayonServ> *chuckle*
* damaged slaps klig around a bit with a large trout
<klig> *smile*
There you go.
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Post by chaney on Mar 3, 2013 2:29:34 GMT -5
Whoah I totally forgot about slapping around a bit with a large trout.
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Post by reyler on Mar 3, 2013 20:37:26 GMT -5
Yes, but even then I found mIRC's built-in violence awfully boring and trite, so I made my own. And even now I am cartoonishly violent unto all who cross my path on the internet.
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