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Post by reyler on Jun 29, 2011 16:50:57 GMT -5
<Mego_CrayonServ> hey tim, you said you have a can of whipped cream, right? <WTD> yes and no im not gonna do whipits <sey> whipits? <WTD> thats where you inhale the fumes off of the can <Mego_CrayonServ> i had something a little more mel-related in mind <sey> <WTD> oooh <klig> i think he was thinking more along the lines of a whipped cream bikini or something <WTD> well i may have it all <WTD> heh maybe i ll give my self a whip cream bikini tonight <Mego_CrayonServ> blackmail ahoy <sey> eayhkd <sey> are you plaaning on taking pictures? <klig> dude, yeah <klig> take a picture and send it to me
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Post by reyler on Jun 29, 2011 16:51:25 GMT -5
BUT HE NEVER DID
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Post by chaney on Jun 29, 2011 18:13:10 GMT -5
You're right, he didn't. What the fuck, Tim? Is Georgia that bad?
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Post by reyler on Jun 29, 2011 20:24:56 GMT -5
Assuming he's still there.
Also: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TORTOISE DICK
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Post by chaney on Jul 1, 2011 11:33:02 GMT -5
It was a pretty good birthday, but unfortunately my tortoise dick became erect. It takes 85 years to become flaccid again. I guess I'll get used to it.
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Post by reyler on Jul 1, 2011 16:26:44 GMT -5
Boners that won't go away - don't you just hate those?
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Post by chaney on Jul 4, 2011 14:08:24 GMT -5
The first fifty years are great, but after that it starts getting a little creaky, and you just want to take a piss and go to sleep but you can't.
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Post by reyler on Jul 5, 2011 6:47:05 GMT -5
Plus, just try wearing pants comfortably in the interim. That's why I am opposed to penises.
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Post by chaney on Jul 5, 2011 18:06:28 GMT -5
I never wear pants.
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Post by reyler on Jul 17, 2011 23:04:01 GMT -5
Cat hair latte.
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Post by reyler on Jul 18, 2011 17:10:20 GMT -5
It's no bikini, but...
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Post by chaney on Jul 20, 2011 13:18:30 GMT -5
I choose to believe that Tim disappeared because he became rabid and spilled foam all over his computer.
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Post by reyler on Jul 20, 2011 17:34:34 GMT -5
I talked to him a few years ago. He linked me to his Myspace page which had a picture of him where he basically looked like Hagrid with straight hair.
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Post by chaney on Jul 22, 2011 13:27:00 GMT -5
I don't get Harry Potter references. I had to google that.
But in any case, yes it was inevitable that Tim would end up looking like Gimli.
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Post by reyler on Jul 22, 2011 16:13:23 GMT -5
Oh my god have you seen the dwarves they've come up with for the Hobbit movie
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