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Post by chaney on Aug 12, 2008 4:39:18 GMT -5
Smoking weed and getting pregnant I'm pretty sure.
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Post by reyler on Aug 12, 2008 16:15:21 GMT -5
I always kind of expected Gordon would find himself with child.
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Post by reyler on Aug 12, 2008 16:15:43 GMT -5
It's what he gets for having such a huge dick
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Post by chaney on Aug 15, 2008 16:54:54 GMT -5
The only children Gordon's going to have are going to be half-Panamanian.
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Post by reyler on Aug 15, 2008 18:17:16 GMT -5
Which half, the inside or the outside?
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Post by chaney on Aug 16, 2008 4:32:11 GMT -5
The half that's not demonic.
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Post by reyler on Aug 18, 2008 17:22:17 GMT -5
So then he's going to become a eunuch?
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Post by chaney on Aug 19, 2008 6:02:01 GMT -5
No. He's going to fuck Argentinian whores.
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Post by reyler on Aug 19, 2008 19:04:47 GMT -5
I think Will is destined for eunuchdom though.
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Post by chaney on Aug 20, 2008 3:07:21 GMT -5
I don't know. Will's told me that he once decided to find out how many times he could masturbate in a day and he stopped around 12. I think it's too big a part of his life.
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Post by reyler on Aug 20, 2008 21:02:37 GMT -5
I think I managed around 20 once in a 24 hour period. It fucked up my coordination so badly that I managed to trip over the sidewalk later that day.
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Post by chaney on Aug 21, 2008 15:40:50 GMT -5
Crazy. Here I am with a penis and I don't think I've ever gone past five or so. Maybe I should have one of these days before I die.
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Post by reyler on Aug 21, 2008 19:05:28 GMT -5
You're actually posting here regularly! What the fuck?
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Post by chaney on Aug 22, 2008 6:24:02 GMT -5
I don't know. It's probably all the alcohol. I'll probably come to my senses one of these days.
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Post by reyler on Aug 22, 2008 22:46:29 GMT -5
Either that or you'll be hit by lightning, turn into an energy being, and end up stuck here in a noncorporeal form.
Good odds.
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